don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
cat food counts as protein by the way
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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