Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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