we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
smell my finger.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Randomize
