yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I don't think brook has ever known best
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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