well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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