Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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