Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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