i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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