You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
