He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
We're too hungover to prance.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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