you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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