i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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