Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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