sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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