can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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