absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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