love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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