i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Send help, water and tortillas.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
