There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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