how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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