Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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