I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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