I want to stick my p in your. b.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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