I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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