I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
so much tequila, so little girl.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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