Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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