If i come over, it means nothing
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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