a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Randomize
