If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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