sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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