question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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