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Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
sex in a hospital.. check
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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