This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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