so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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