you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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