$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
No subtext here. People are naked.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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