we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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