we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
Randomize
