Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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