Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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