Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
a search helicopter?!
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Randomize
