I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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