she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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