Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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