i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
MIDGETS
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Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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