I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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