I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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