I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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