talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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