I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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