I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
worst night to have a conscience
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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