why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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