dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i wish my penis had a tongue
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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