ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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