we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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